Missy Ward ran a number of silent auctions last month to raise funds for the 40-mile Avon Walk for Breast Cancer, which took place in Los Angeles last week.
One of the auctions was for a customized song on the Affiliate Thing podcast. This song appeared on the September 21 edition of Affiliate Thing.
I scratched up the lyrics and sang a song, “Just Local Ads”, for the winner, Dennis Yu, co-founder and CEO of BlitzLocal.com.
The song is to the tune of “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie.
Just Local Ads
Have you ever had a lead that you tried to get
Talked to other agencies, they wanted you to wait
Let me tell you a story of my situation
I was talking to this dude from the U.S. nationThe way that I met him was online through ShoeMoney
He had a good rep with his BlitzLocal.com
I hit him up on Facebook about the leads I could get
Running local ads on Google, that made my appetite whetI asked him a couple times if his results were the truth
I had a bunch of questions to see if it was hundred proof
How about local lingerie leads, you know, blah-blah-blah
Customers wanting 9/10 pants and a very big braHe said he could optimize and I was enthused
He said quality and quantity
And I was very amusedI started throwin’ bass, he started throwin’ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, is this all for free, he didn’t pretend
He said, no it’s not, you’ve got to pay a feeOK, looks great, so I’m going for it
This is what I’m gonna singYu, you got what I need, and you say they’re local ads
And you say they’re local ads, oh Dennis
Yu, you got what I need, and you say they’re local ads
And you say they’re local ads, oh Dennis
Yu, you got what I need, and you say they’re local ads
And you say they’re local adsBlitzLocal.com
Now remember the old saying… give til it hurts! This was for charity.
Thanks for your generosity, Dennis!
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Shawn– you are awesome!
Oh Dennis Yu, You got what I need!
Shawn, I just gotta say I’m proud to know you man!
I guess that means your speakers are broken.